Why was the gravity gun so fun? Because 2004 taught us that throwing a radiator at a zombie is the most satisfying experience a human can have in front of a monitor.
Part of the 35 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2004 “Social Network & Island Mystery” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
I should make a stickman movie about this.
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
One billion... laughs!
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.