Why did it look like a cheese grater? Because Apple wanted a pro computer that could stay cool while being the most powerful “64-bit” monster on the block.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
The coolest joke in the zip code.
Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!