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2002 Archive: The Launch of the Sanyo SCP-5300

 Why did the phone have a camera? Because it was the first one in the US, and we were all amazed that we could take a 0.3-megapixel photo and then spend 4 dollars to send it to a friend.

Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2002 “Flip-Phones & Friendly Neighborhood” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@WinAmp_Shaker10/25/1997 21:07It really whips the llama's ass!
@Palm_Pilot_User01/20/2007 13:55Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
@Terminator_2_Fan08/17/2008 05:40Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
@Optical_Mouse_9905/31/2004 19:12I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
@Fifth_Element_Lelu07/31/1995 02:18Multipass! For the comedy club!
@Double_Rainbow_G10/26/2014 00:51What does it mean?! It’s so funny!

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