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2003 Archive: Call of Duty Debut

 Why were we back in WWII? Because the first CoD reminded us that war is hell, but it’s slightly more manageable when you have a “Quick Save” button.

Part of the 30 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2003 “99 Cents & King’s Return” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Modem_Meltdown02/06/1995 15:28My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
@Pizza_Pizza_9904/19/2010 04:56Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
@Donny_V_ShutUp05/30/1999 21:08Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
@Weird_Science_G11/04/2009 18:52We created a monster... of a joke!
@Happy_Tree_Fans07/19/1999 01:33So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
@Face_Palm_0101/20/2004 15:28Classic. Simply classic.

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