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2005 Archive: The Launch of Google Earth

 Why were we “flying” over the planet? Because we spent hours zooming into Area 51 and our ex’s backyard just because we could.

Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2005 “Broadcast Yourself & High-Def” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Duke_Nukem_Fan10/23/1995 12:16I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
@Tripod_Member04/15/2000 15:40Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
@Jurassic_Park_Grant01/15/1998 00:52They do move in herds... funny jokes!
@Men_In_Black_K05/09/2001 00:20We are the best kept secret... of humor.
@Donnie_Darko_8808/26/1995 15:19Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo09/25/2015 22:42Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
@Yugioh_Duelist11/10/1995 18:15You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
@Construction_Dig02/19/2003 05:59Still digging for more humor!

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