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2001 Legacy: The “Great American Scream Machine” (Roller Coasters)

 Why were we upside down? Because 2001 was the peak of the “Coaster Wars,” where every theme park was trying to build something that would make you lose your lunch faster than the competition.

Part of the 36 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & Orks” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Geocities_Builder10/19/2008 21:39I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
@USB_Pioneer01/29/2013 14:35Plug and Play laughter!
@Rewritable_CD03/19/1999 11:58I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
@Tyler_Durden_Real03/17/1995 19:03Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
@Salt_Bae_Original06/20/2010 21:40Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
@Cyber_Cafe_Regular12/08/2000 03:25I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!

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