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2005 Vintage: The Launch of Cyber Monday

 Why were we shopping on a Monday? Because the retail industry realized that everyone used their fast office internet to buy gifts they couldn’t load on their home dial-up.

Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2005 “Broadcast Yourself & High-Def” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Dreamcast_Gamer11/13/1996 13:05Thinking is definitely funny today.
@Gladiator_Maximus04/08/2012 19:18Are you not entertained? Because I am!
@Duke_Nukem_Quotes06/18/2009 01:30Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
@Broadband_Newbie06/29/2013 00:13Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
@Jordan_Fan_2304/12/2006 05:47Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!

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