Why were we sending golf carts to space? Because NASA wanted to see if Mars ever had water, and these two rovers ended up living way longer than their warranty.
Part of the 30 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2003 “99 Cents & King’s Return” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!