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2002 Classic: The Spider-Man Premiere

 Why did everyone start climbing brick walls? Because Tobey Maguire proved that a nerd with a spider bite could become a global icon, and we all spent the summer upside down trying to get that “perfect” kiss.

Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2002 “Flip-Phones & Friendly Neighborhood” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Gopher_Explorer01/21/2008 18:08Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@Spice_Girl_Posh05/29/2006 16:40Simply posh humor. I love it.
@Men_In_Black_K09/01/2010 05:53We are the best kept secret... of humor.
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@Flashdance_What04/29/2006 07:26What a feeling! (Being funny).
@Fire_Background05/26/2014 08:01This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).

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