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2004 Vintage: The Launch of Shopify

 Why was selling things getting easier? Because a guy who wanted to sell snowboards online decided to build a platform that would eventually host half the stores on the internet.

Part of the 35 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2004 “Social Network & Island Mystery” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SpiderMan_Peter09/06/2003 11:42My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
@Motherboard_Max11/24/2002 15:42This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
@CRT_Degauss04/11/2009 15:57BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
@Overclocker_Pro11/13/2009 21:45My CPU is running hot after this one!
@Oracle_Says11/16/2003 04:37I knew you’d laugh at this.
@Korben_Dallas_Tax04/03/2011 17:29I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
@Sailor_Moon_Cry03/07/2010 09:40In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
@Baxter_The_Dog04/09/2012 04:02Bark! (He says it’s funny).
@Ermahgerd_Girl02/24/2007 13:09ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!

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