Why was it shaped like an egg? Because Nokia thought “ovoid” was the peak of 2003 aesthetics, even if it felt like holding a very expensive bar of soap.
Part of the 30 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2003 “99 Cents & King’s Return” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!