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2004 Archive: The Debut of “Lost”

 Why were we so confused? Because J.J. Abrams put a polar bear on a tropical island and promised us that “everything happens for a reason,” while we spent the next six years trying to figure out what that reason was.

Part of the 35 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2004 “Social Network & Island Mystery” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Web_Master_Flex07/12/2011 20:36I am adding this to my links page right now.
@Beavis_Butthead05/24/1997 15:54Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
@Steve-O_Wild03/30/1998 13:52Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy10/14/2006 09:04That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
@Thundercats_Ho10/10/2005 21:25Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
@Pretty_In_Pink10/03/2006 22:41Classic 80s humor. Love it.
@Bernie_Mittens08/10/2013 16:11I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
@Cyber_Cafe_Regular10/24/2006 01:41I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
@Influencer_9911/28/2014 19:07My followers need to see this!

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