Why was she “Crazy in Love”? Because the horns in that song were so loud they woke up everyone’s inner diva, and Jay-Z officially became the luckiest man in hip-hop.
Part of the 30 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2003 “99 Cents & King’s Return” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: 1995-2005 Classic Joke Archive
2005 Classic: The Launch of MySpace Music
Why was the profile song so loud? Because you hadn't truly lived...read more »
2002 Legacy: The Launch of Mozilla Browser
Why did the dinosaur come back? Because the ashes of Netscape ga...read more »
2001 Classic: The Mir Space Station Re-entry
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35 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1996 “Polygon & Pocket-Monster” Edition
In 1996, the world officially stopped being flat. Mario leaped in...read more »
2002 Archive: The Launch of the Sanyo SCP-5300
Why did the phone have a camera? Because it was the first one in...read more »
33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2005 “Broadcast Yourself & High-Def” Edition
In 2005, the internet finally got its voice—and its eyes. It was ...read more »
2002 Classic: Nickelback’s “How You Remind Me”
Why was it on every station? Because 2002 was the year we all ag...read more »
2002 Legacy: The Debut of Kelly Clarkson
Why was she "A Moment Like This"? Because the first Idol winner ...read more »
2003 Archive: The Launch of the iTunes Music Store
Why did we start paying for music again? Because Steve Jobs real...read more »
2005 Legacy: New Year’s Eve 2005
Why were we so hyped for 2006? Because we finally had YouTube, w...read more »
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In 1997, the world decided that three hours of a sinking boat was...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
Plug and Play laughter!
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
The stars are aligned for this joke.
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
Classic. Simply classic.
Taking a photo of me laughing!