Why was the profile song so loud? Because you hadn’t truly lived until you were jumpscared by a 14-year-old’s “Fall Out Boy” autoplay at 1 AM.
Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2005 “Broadcast Yourself & High-Def” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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