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2002 Archive: The Launch of Xbox Live

 Why was the internet suddenly full of shouting? Because Microsoft gave us a headset and a broadband connection, and for the first time, we could get beaten at Halo by a 10-year-old living 3,000 miles away.

Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2002 “Flip-Phones & Friendly Neighborhood” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@StarWars_Nerd11/22/2011 07:30The farce is strong with this one!
@Jurassic_Park_Grant04/08/2005 00:14They do move in herds... funny jokes!
@Mr_Blonde_Dance06/25/2006 15:47Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Marquee_Text_Fan07/27/2008 18:22<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
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