Why did we start judging sandwiches? Because someone decided that the internet needed to know exactly why your local deli’s mayo-to-ham ratio was a “2-star experience.”
Part of the 35 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2004 “Social Network & Island Mystery” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
One joke to rule them all!
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!