Why were our faces so distorted? Because Apple gave us a way to make ourselves look like aliens or mirrors, and we spent hours taking “edgy” MySpace photos.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
You must construct additional laughs!
Not bad. Not bad at all.
There’s an app for that? No, just this site!