Why was it a “marathon runner”? Because it landed on Mars for a 90-day mission and decided to stay for 15 years, proving that robots are much better at sticking to a schedule than we are.
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<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
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Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
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I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!