Why did the dinosaur come back? Because the ashes of Netscape gave us a new browser that would eventually become Firefox, promising a web that didn’t crash every time you looked at a GIF.
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🔥 Top 10: 1995-2005 Classic Joke Archive
2003 Classic: The Launch of the Nokia 6600
Why was it shaped like an egg? Because Nokia thought "ovoid" was...read more »
2004 Archive: The Launch of Sony PSP (Japan)
Why did we want a "PlayStation in our pocket"? Because it had a ...read more »
2005 Classic: The Launch of Xbox 360
Why was there a green ring of light? Because Microsoft gave us "...read more »
2004 Legacy: The Launch of Flickr
Why were we sharing photos? Because before Instagram, we had a p...read more »
2004 Vintage: The Launch of Shopify
Why was selling things getting easier? Because a guy who wanted ...read more »
2003 Vintage: The Last Volkswagen Beetle (Old Style)
Why was Mexico sad? Because the original bug finally stopped pro...read more »
2003 Classic: Beyoncé’s “Dangerously in Love”
Why was she "Crazy in Love"? Because the horns in that song were...read more »
32 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1998 “Search & Space-Rock” Edition
In 1998, the internet got a brain, the desktop got some color, an...read more »
33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2002 “Flip-Phones & Friendly Neighborhood” Edition
The year 2002 was a strange bridge between the analog past and th...read more »
2004 Legacy: World of Warcraft Release
Why did the outside world become empty? Because Blizzard turned ...read more »
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2002 Classic: The Launch of the BlackBerry 5810
Why did the phone need headphones? Because it was the first Blac...read more »
2001 Vintage: Devil May Cry
Why was the sword so big? Because Capcom decided that "cool" mea...read more »
33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2005 “Broadcast Yourself & High-Def” Edition
In 2005, the internet finally got its voice—and its eyes. It was ...read more »
2002 Legacy: The "Osbournes" Reality Show
Why was Ozzy yelling for Sharon? Because MTV showed us that even...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
As if! This is too funny.
Could this joke BE any funnier?
A joke about nothing? Love it!
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?