Why was there a green ring of light? Because Microsoft gave us “Next-Gen” graphics, but also a 33% chance that our console would turn into a very expensive, glowing paperweight by next Tuesday.
Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2005 “Broadcast Yourself & High-Def” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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What is this? A joke for ants?
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
Super green! Hilarious!
Burninating the countryside with laughter!
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!