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2002 Archive: The Launch of the iMac G4

 Why did the computer look like a desk lamp? Because Steve Jobs decided the “iLamp” was the future of design, giving us a screen that floated on a chrome neck that was surprisingly fun to wiggle.

Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2002 “Flip-Phones & Friendly Neighborhood” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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