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2005 Archive: The Launch of the PSP (US)

 Why did we want a “Walkman for the 21st century”? Because Sony gave us movies on tiny UMD discs that made a weird whirring sound and a screen that was a fingerprint magnet.

Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2005 “Broadcast Yourself & High-Def” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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