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2002 Archive: The Ring (US Version)

 Why were we afraid of VHS tapes? Because 2002 taught us that if you watch a grainy video of a well, you have seven days to live—which was still better than watching a Ben Affleck movie at the time.

Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2002 “Flip-Phones & Friendly Neighborhood” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Arthur_Fist_Fan09/28/2010 06:55My fist is clenched... with joy!
@YouTube_Beta_User10/31/2005 20:39I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!

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