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2002 Classic: The Launch of the BlackBerry 5810

 Why did the phone need headphones? Because it was the first BlackBerry that could actually make calls, but it didn’t have a speaker or a microphone on the device, making us all look like secret service agents while talking to our moms.

Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2002 “Flip-Phones & Friendly Neighborhood” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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