Why was the hill so green? Because Microsoft gave us an OS that actually worked (mostly), and we all spent the next 13 years staring at “Bliss” while waiting for our Outlook to open.
Part of the 36 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & Orks” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.