Why was the hat so red? Because Red Hat decided to split their OS, giving the “community” a place to break things while the “enterprise” kept the servers running.
Part of the 30 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2003 “99 Cents & King’s Return” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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2001 Legacy: The Launch of iTunes
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2002 Legacy: The "Osbournes" Reality Show
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2003 Legacy: The Launch of the Power Mac G5
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2005 Vintage: The Launch of Reddit
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2005 Legacy: The Launch of TeamSpeak 2
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2004 Classic: The Launch of the "SkypeOut" Service
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2003 Classic: Beyond Good & Evil
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2003 Vintage: Evanescence’s “Bring Me to Life”
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2004 Legacy: New Year’s Eve 2004
Why were we so ready for 2005? Because 2004 was the year the "So...read more »
2001 Classic: The Launch of BitTorrent
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
Finding the patterns in the humor.
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.