2003 Vintage: The Last Volkswagen Beetle (Old Style)

Why was Mexico sad? Because the original bug finally stopped production, officially ending the longest run for a car that looked like a happy turtle.

🔥 Top 10: 1995-2005 Classic Joke Archive

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Why was there a green ring of light? Because Microsoft gave us "...read more »

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Why was the hat so red? Because Red Hat decided to split their O...read more »

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Why did we want a "PlayStation in our pocket"? Because it had a ...read more »

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@DialUp_Dreamer10/08/2000 21:12Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.

@Men_In_Black_K08/16/2009 02:46We are the best kept secret... of humor.

@Tank_Operator11/15/2014 09:28Loading the training program... for comedy.

@Better_Off_Dead07/03/2010 15:12I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

@Bad_Luck_Brian07/17/2010 21:53Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.

@IMVU_Chatter11/30/2010 02:393D laughs are the best!