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2005 Classic: The Launch of the “Million Dollar Homepage”

 Why was one pixel a dollar? Because a student realized that people would pay for anything in 2005, as long as it looked like a digital billboard for gambling sites.

Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2005 “Broadcast Yourself & High-Def” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Winamp_Skin_Maker02/13/1995 17:12Llama approved! This joke really whips!
@Res_Dogs_MrPink09/22/2000 23:11I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
@Magic_SchoolBus06/25/2012 01:07Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
@Speed_Racer_Go10/30/2010 10:28Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
@Philosoraptor_X01/27/2000 19:57If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
@About_Dot_Com06/18/1997 13:17The human guide to online humor.
@Terran_Marine12/15/2003 06:30Go, go, go! More jokes!
@Cloud_Computing05/29/1998 12:59Storing my laughs in the cloud.

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