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2005 Vintage: The Launch of Etsy

 Why were we buying handmade soap? Because someone realized the internet needed a place for people to sell their “unique” crafts that weren’t quite good enough for a real store.

Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2005 “Broadcast Yourself & High-Def” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Vaporwave_Original09/30/1998 14:00Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
@Cast_Away_Wilson02/12/1999 22:57WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
@Palm_Pilot_User01/18/2001 15:12Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
@Dorm_Room_Hero06/08/2014 18:31My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
@Champ_Kind_Wham10/29/2006 01:43WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
@PeanutButter_J01/25/2005 01:12It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
@Woman_Yelling_C10/10/1996 16:44The cat is just sitting there laughing!

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