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2003 Classic: The Launch of Skype

 Why were we shouting at our monitors? Because for the first time, we could call someone across the ocean for free, as long as we were okay with them sounding like they were underwater and trapped in a blender.

Part of the 30 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2003 “99 Cents & King’s Return” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pixel_Addict12/12/1998 14:25LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
@Shrek_Donkey12/16/2003 06:26And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
@Tank_Operator04/04/1995 03:17Loading the training program... for comedy.
@Courage_Dog08/14/2003 03:30The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
@G_I_Joe_Real12/24/1997 22:46And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
@Dirty_Dancing_F09/16/1999 17:11Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
@Borat_Very_Nice03/28/2012 18:24Very nice! Great success!
@Clans_Leader_9907/25/1995 09:53Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
@StrongBad_Mail07/18/2007 13:20I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
@Mobile_Web_0101/18/2010 17:01Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!

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