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2005 Archive: The Launch of Pandora Radio

 Why was it “The Music Genome Project”? Because it was the first time an algorithm told us, “If you like Nickelback, you might also like… professional help.”

Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2005 “Broadcast Yourself & High-Def” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Coffee_Addict10/22/2002 20:26404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@USB_Pioneer12/06/1999 06:36Plug and Play laughter!
@Neo_The_One02/11/2002 16:57I know kung-fu... and this joke!
@Snatch_Mickey10/22/1995 10:49Do ya like dags? And jokes?
@CatDog_Alone07/01/2009 19:22One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
@Ninja_Turtle_R07/28/2004 09:39Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
@Footloose_Ren07/12/2008 14:48Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
@Fire_Background01/07/2001 03:24This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
@Pwnage_King06/05/2001 20:51Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
@Challenge_Acc08/25/2000 02:23Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!

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