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2004 Archive: The Olympic Games in Athens

 Why was it a homecoming? Because the Games returned to Greece, and we all watched Michael Phelps start his quest to own every gold medal in existence.

Part of the 35 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2004 “Social Network & Island Mystery” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam02/16/1995 20:18I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
@Search_Scout_9912/17/2001 22:14Scouting the web for gems like this.
@Orkut_Member_9908/30/2007 10:09A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
@Challenge_Acc04/13/2008 15:42Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!
@Shut_Up_Money11/30/2002 06:37Shut up and take my laughter!

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