Why did the fox hug the world? Because we were all desperate to escape the “security nightmare” of Internet Explorer and finally have tabs that didn’t crash our entire computer.
Part of the 35 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2004 “Social Network & Island Mystery” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
Old school processing, new school laughs.
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!