Why were we learning HTML? Because Tom became our first “friend,” and we spent eight hours a day deciding which emo song should play on our profile and who deserved to be in our “Top 8.”
Part of the 30 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2003 “99 Cents & King’s Return” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Thinking is definitely funny today.
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
The coolest joke in the zip code.
I knew you’d laugh at this.
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
Shut up and take my laughter!