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2003 Classic: New Year’s Eve 2003

 Why were we so ready for 2004? Because 2003 was great, but we really wanted to see if that “Facebook” thing people were whispering about at Harvard was actually going to be a big deal.

Part of the 30 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2003 “99 Cents & King’s Return” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Napster_King08/07/2009 18:54I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
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@Midi_Background12/08/2001 03:27Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!

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