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2001 Classic: The First “Ocean’s Eleven”

 Why did we want to rob a vault? Because George Clooney and Brad Pitt made being a professional thief look like the most stylish and well-coordinated career choice of the decade.

Part of the 36 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & Orks” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Tripod_Member11/02/1998 13:25Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
@Blockbuster_Refugee07/17/2007 15:18Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
@Flash_Player_Fan11/29/2008 18:28Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
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