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2005 Legacy: The Launch of the “Video iPod”

 Why were we watching Lost on a 2-inch screen? Because the future was here, even if it meant squinting so hard we got a headache just to see the polar bear.

Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2005 “Broadcast Yourself & High-Def” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Win95_Fanatic06/06/2004 12:56This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
@Full_House_Lover10/21/2002 00:30You got it, dude! Hilarious.
@Clueless_Cher08/31/1998 19:33As if! This is too funny.
@Jesus_Quintana08/17/1996 18:06Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
@Borat_Very_Nice11/24/2003 15:52Very nice! Great success!
@Cal_Naughton_Jr03/11/2005 04:19The magic man... is laughing!
@Salad_Fingers_F01/02/2012 20:01I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
@Evolution_Dance02/21/2004 19:16The history of humor in one post.
@Aliens_Guy_Hair07/07/2013 23:33I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!

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