Q: What’s the difference between a…
Q: What’s the difference between a “dad joke” and a “bad joke?” A: The direction of the first letter!
2025 Archive: The Mars Colony Hype
I told my wife I’m signing us up for the Mars mission. She said, “Good, then the 200 million miles of space will finally be… Read More »2025 Archive: The Mars Colony Hype
2023 Vintage: The Barbenheimer
A group of people walks into a bar. Half are dressed in neon pink sequins, and the other half are in 1940s wool suits and… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Barbenheimer
2022 Archive: The Elon Musk (Twitter)
I bought a social media platform for $44 billion. It’s a “bird”-en, but I’m just “X”-periencing some growth. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners:… Read More »2022 Archive: The Elon Musk (Twitter)
2022 Classic: The Bread
I’m “rising” to the top of the leaderboard. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Legacy: The Tyler, The Creator “Call Me If You Get Lost”
Why the DJ Drama tags? For Tyler going back to his rap roots with a travel-inspired record that won him another Grammy. Part of the… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Tyler, The Creator “Call Me If You Get Lost”
2021 Legacy: The Evan Peters Breakthrough
Why win for Mare of Easttown? For proving he can be a normal detective and not just a serial killer or a mutant. Part of… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Evan Peters Breakthrough
2020 Vintage: The “Mail-In Ballots” Controversy
Why were they the enemy? Because in 2020, “Paper” was more terrifying to the White House than “Protests.” Part of the 41 Presidential Jokes: The… Read More »2020 Vintage: The “Mail-In Ballots” Controversy
2020 Classic: The Best Animated Short
Why did Hair Love win? Because a father learning to do his daughter’s hair is the most “Super-Hero” thing to happen in 2020. Part of… Read More »2020 Classic: The Best Animated Short
2020 Archive: Zoom Parties
Why was the ghost so frustrated? Because he spent three hours on his costume, only for his WiFi to drop right when he was about… Read More »2020 Archive: Zoom Parties