A group of people walks into a bar. Half are dressed in neon pink sequins, and the other half are in 1940s wool suits and fedoras. The bartender asks, “So, are we partying in Dreamland or are we building the bomb?” One girl says, “Both. I’ll have a pink martini, but make it—wait for it—explosive.”
Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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