2022 Archive: The Elon Musk (Twitter)

I bought a social media platform for $44 billion. It’s a “bird”-en, but I’m just “X”-periencing some growth.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "concentrating" on being real.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

2017 was a year of constant motion. Whether it was the literal sp...read more »

In 2011, we started talking to our phones and they actually start...read more »

In 1995, before memes were a thing, we had the "groaner." One-lin...read more »

I’m "slowly" updating.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: ...read more »

I’m "twinkling."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fu...read more »

I’m a "couch" potato in a smart-home.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year Google was founded in a garage, the iM...read more »

I’m "X-ing" through the neural-sphere.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m a "symbol" of the reloaded era.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "chilled."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "weaving" through the 6G web.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

2012 was the year we all survived the "Mayan Apocalypse" only to ...read more »

I’m "taking" a bite out of the new era.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

@Duke_Nukem_Fan11/28/1996 10:44I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@Gladiator_Maximus07/25/1995 17:58Are you not entertained? Because I am!

@Fresh_Prince_Will09/28/2015 06:08Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.

@Blink_182_Mark10/12/1996 20:22What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!

@Guestbook_Signer03/27/1996 17:35Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!

@Face_Palm_0108/20/2014 16:40Classic. Simply classic.