2015 Classic: The Closing Argument

Why did the lawyer cross the road? To serve a subpoena to the chicken’s “Apple Watch health data.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Scientists used lawyers for a "Simulated Reality" study. The law...read more »

The intern was happy. He was told he was a "Bio-Logic Validator,...read more »

In 2000, the "New Economy" met the "Old Reality." Lawyers spent t...read more »

The lawyer got the "AI Assistant's Memory" because it was the on...read more »

In 2016, the boundary between reality and digital life vanished. ...read more »

In 1995, the legal world was obsessed with "The Trial of the Cent...read more »

In 2021, the legal world learned that people would pay $69 millio...read more »

Professional courtesy exists even in the deepest parts of the oce...read more »

Time is money, especially when it’s someone else’s time.A lawyer ...read more »

In 2011, the legal world realized that everything you say can and...read more »

A lawyer rejected a juror because the AI predicted their "honest...read more »

He used "Silicon Valley Gray" font to make the fees look like a ...read more »

In 2002, "accountability" became the new buzzword, which ironical...read more »

Medical anomalies found only in the courtroom.A lawyer was in a c...read more »

@Floppy_Fanatic10/01/2013 07:45Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.

@SoundBlaster_AWE07/31/1999 18:50Crystal clear MIDI humor.

@Broadband_Newbie01/13/2004 02:56Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!

@Pirate_Bay_9905/13/2005 07:07Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!

@Old_School_Frank08/31/2011 09:22We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!

@GG_WP_9810/27/2006 11:03Good game, well played. This is a winner.

@Grammar_Nazi_9910/14/1997 19:42Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!