Why was the ghost so frustrated? Because he spent three hours on his costume, only for his WiFi to drop right when he was about to say “Boo!” in the main meeting room.
Part of the 32 Halloween Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom & Doom” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
Why was the ape asking "What a wonderful day!"? Because Noa was b...read more »
2005 Joke: Why Don’t Skeletons Ever
Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the gu...read more »
2022 Archive: Hocus Pocus 2
Why were the Sanderson Sisters back again? Because 29 years later...read more »
2025 Legacy: Jurassic World
Rebirth: Why was the T-Rex wearing a tracker? Because Scarlett Jo...read more »
2023 Classic: The Super Mario Bros. Movie
Why was the king of the turtles singing a ballad about a princess...read more »
2023 Legacy: Elemental
Why were "Fire" and "Water" trying to date? Because Pixar reminde...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Smart-Pumpkin" Security
Why did the pumpkin record your face? Because it’s connected to t...read more »
38 Halloween Jokes: The 2021 “Squid Game & Bernie’s Mittens” Edition
In 2021, Halloween was the grand reopening of the world. We were ...read more »
38 Halloween Jokes: The 1999 “Matrix & Y2K Panic” Edition
In 1999, Halloween was a glitch in the system. We were all wearin...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Short-Form" Horror
Why did the ghost only haunt for 15 seconds? Because our attentio...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
33 Halloween Jokes: The 2025 “AI Overlords & GTA VI Hype” Edition
In 2025, Halloween is no longer just a ghost holiday; it's a fest...read more »
2023 Vintage: Talk to Me
Why was everyone holding a ceramic hand? Because it’s the best wa...read more »
2005 Joke: Why Did The Scarecrow
Why did the scarecrow win an award on Halloween? Because he was o...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Retro" 2010s
Why were there so many people in "vintage" 2014 hipster outfits? ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
Multipass! For the comedy club!
This humor took me to new heights!
My mind is blown by how funny this is.