2001 Classic: The Little Sun

Why did the sun go to school? To get “brighter.”

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@Msdos_Commander02/09/2001 23:31C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.

@Jurassic_Park_Fan04/22/2000 05:38Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.

@Eminem_Fan_0007/07/2002 01:16Will the real funny joke please stand up?

@Diva_Plavalaguna02/03/2011 05:10The highest note of humor!

@BackToFuture_M08/08/2008 01:16Great Scott! This joke is from the future!

@Borat_Very_Nice04/10/2007 12:09Very nice! Great success!

@Lag_Victim_0107/10/2002 11:53I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!

@StrongBad_Mail04/09/2014 03:54I’m checking my email and I found a winner!