I told my wife I’m signing us up for the Mars mission. She said, “Good, then the 200 million miles of space will finally be enough distance between me and your snoring.”
Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 2025 “GPT-5 & Digital Twins” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
My wife and I were happy...
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »
The In-Law Visit
Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »
The Shopping Marathon
Survival of the fittest at the local shopping mall.I’ve been wait...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Interstellar” Edition
In 2014, marriage was about navigating the "Ice Bucket Challenge"...read more »
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Smartphone” Edition
In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition
In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »
2025 Classic: The VR Gym
I told her I’m training to be a gladiator. She said, "You’re jus...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1997, marriage was about surviving the three-hour emotional ma...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse & AI Overlords” Edition
In 2024, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the Tota...read more »
Why is this so relatable?
My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
“A couple had been married for...
“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K & Party Like It’s...” Edition
In 1999, marriage was a mix of pre-millennial tension and tech-dr...read more »
2025 Archive: The VR Office
He’s "at work" in a headset. I walked in and saw he was actually...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Hologram Kids
I told them to clean their room. They just flickered and disappe...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).