2001 Vintage: The Bridget Jones Habit

She’s started talking in a British accent. I told her it’s “Bloody Annoying.”

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@Geocities_Builder08/12/1997 00:44I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!

@Judge_Dredd_Law01/07/2011 14:07I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.

@Magic_SchoolBus12/16/2014 22:20Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!

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@Marquee_Text_Fan03/27/2001 15:46<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>