“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week: a little candlelight dinner, soft music, and a slow walk home. The Mrs. goes Tuesdays; He goes Fridays.”
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Bio-Metric Grocery
I tried to buy cookies, but the store wouldn't let me because my...read more »
58 Marriage Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Motorola” Edition
In 2004, marriage entered the era of social media distraction and...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Neural-Shopping
I thought about a sandwich. A drone delivered one five minutes l...read more »
2025 Archive: The AI Blockbuster
We saw the first movie written, directed, and acted entirely by ...read more »
The Birthday Wish
A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.My wife blew ...read more »
The New Dress
Navigating the most dangerous question in history.My wife asked i...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Compromise” Edition
In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »
2021 Joke: I Asked My Wife
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Halo 3” Edition
In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Multiverse” Edition
In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Pet-Bot
We got a robotic dog. It never needs to go out and it never bark...read more »
66 Marriage Jokes: The 2006 “Wii & Twitter” Edition
In 2006, marriage was about dodging a Wii remote thrown by your s...read more »
2025 Classic: The Autonomous Exit
I tried to leave the house after a fight, but the smart car lock...read more »
“A couple was getting married, and...
“A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.
Posting this to my own wall right now!