We got a robotic dog. It never needs to go out and it never barks. I told my wife I love it. She said, “I wish I could say the same about the human version in this house.”
Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 2025 “GPT-5 & Digital Twins” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
There is a joke in my boot!
It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
The last city on Earth loves this one!
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.