2001 Legacy: The Launch of Mac OS X (Cheetah)

Why was the dock so shiny? Because Apple moved to a Unix base with “Aqua” buttons that looked so good, Steve Jobs said you “wanted to lick them.”

🔥 Top 10: 1995-2005 Classic Joke Archive

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@Matrix_Glitch01/27/2010 05:33There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.

@AskJeeves_Fan10/21/2004 05:22Jeeves really delivered a good one today.

@Firewall_Wizard12/17/1998 08:00Letting this joke through the port.

@Anchorman_Ron10/02/2010 12:03I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.

@Pwnage_King09/07/2009 17:27Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.