The Hospital Food
A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster. I asked the nurse why the hospital food was so bad. She said, “It’s… Read More »The Hospital Food
Why did the blonde take a pillow to the bank?
You’ll appreciate the logic in this one: She wanted to rest her account.
2024 Vintage: The Duck
I’m “quacking” up at the AI hallucinations. Part of the 104 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Sora & Reality 2.0 Edition (2024) archive. Historically Verified
2023 Legacy: The “Grim Reaper” of the Senate (McConnell Freeze)
Why was it a 2023 concern? To remind us that the “Senate Leadership” was starting to look like a “Madame Tussauds” exhibit that occasionally blinks.… Read More »2023 Legacy: The “Grim Reaper” of the Senate (McConnell Freeze)
2022 Vintage: The Death of Takeoff
Why the Migos tragedy? For the loss of the “quiet genius” of the group, a tragedy that changed the face of Atlanta rap forever. Part… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Death of Takeoff
2021 Archive: The Facebook “Metaverse” Meeting
Why was the manager a 3D avatar with no legs? Because in 2021, “Legs” were a “future feature” in the digital world. Part of the… Read More »2021 Archive: The Facebook “Metaverse” Meeting
2021 Vintage: The Divorce Settlement
Why did the lawyer get the “Bored Ape” NFT? Because he proved he was the only one who actually looked like the monkey after the… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Divorce Settlement
2021 Legacy: The Crypto “Rug Pull”
Why was the intern crying? He bought “SquidGameCoin” and realized that “Game Over” meant his bank account was empty. Part of the 75 Office Groaners:… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Crypto “Rug Pull”
2020 Legacy: The Among Us
A group of ten people are at a bar. One guy says, “I saw Red venting in the kitchen!” The bartender says, “Sir, Red is… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Among Us
2020 Vintage: The Mall Walker Lockdown Protest
Arriving at the commercial shopping center at 6:00 AM only to find the glass doors padlocked due to government health mandates, resulting in an immediate… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Mall Walker Lockdown Protest