2013 Classic: The Laptop Heat
Why was the desk smoking? Because the “Haswell” chip was trying to render a 15-second Instagram video. Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The 2013… Read More »2013 Classic: The Laptop Heat
2012 Archive: The “Too Close” Alex Clare
Dubstep-pop is the official sound of my 2012 coffee shop experience. Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of Days archive. Historically Verified
2012 Archive: The “Overly Attached Girlfriend” Meme
Why was the manager’s face on the wall? Because the intern was a bit too “dedicated” to the job. Part of the 80 Office Groaners:… Read More »2012 Archive: The “Overly Attached Girlfriend” Meme
2012 Archive: The Mouse
I’m “clicking” with the survivors. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Archive: The Adele “21” Earthquake
Why the tissues? Because Adele released an album so powerful it stayed at #1 for roughly 500 years, proving that a broken heart and a… Read More »2011 Archive: The Adele “21” Earthquake
2010 Classic: The Sex and the City 2
“We’re going to Abu Dhabi!” “We’re going to Arby’s, Kevin. We have a budget.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2010 “Dream Within A Dream… Read More »2010 Classic: The Sex and the City 2
2009 Archive: The Tank
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being my 2009 BFF! Part of the 43 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2009 Archive: The Tank
2009 Vintage: The Nook Launch
Why was the Barnes & Noble fan so proud? He had a “dual-screen” e-reader and felt like he was reading in the year 3000. Part… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Nook Launch
2008 Classic: The Large Hadron Collider
Why was everyone afraid to turn on the oven? Because CERN flipped the switch on the particle accelerator and some people thought a black hole… Read More »2008 Classic: The Large Hadron Collider
2008 Vintage: The Knee
“It hurts when I kneel.” “Then stop praying for a market recovery and stand up.” Part of the 65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Knee